cursor by ofsquidgyandkellin! this is awkward…

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

(via tyleroakley)

crystallized-teardrops:

i dont want to be an adult but i want to be able to do whatever i want

i dont want a job i just want money

i dont want to work out but i dont want to be fat

i dont want to study but i want to be smart 

as you can see my life is such a struggle

(via mynameisquietgirl)

forrome:

"How’s school?"

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(via mynameisquietgirl)

jump-doughboy-jump:

vriska-ler:

no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers

like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose

finally someone said it

(Source: krumpany, via maddymickeyd)

wishmaker7:

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

'yeah i'll buy it for you'

(via maddymickeyd)

ohyousillypotato:

my hobbies include:

  • watching the same show 4 times
  • standing in front of the pantry but taking nothing
  • laughing at my own jokes
  • laying on the floor

(Source: mechapuppy, via shitdeanweforgotadam)